Updated 11/19/25

Jokes

Why did the computer keep sneezing?

It had a virus!

What’s a computer’s favorite snack?

Microchips!

Why don’t programmers like nature?

It has too many bugs!

What do you call a computer superhero?

A screen saver!

What does a gamer use to bake bread?

Nintendough!

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide!

What is a gamers favourite fish?

COD!

Why was the computer cold?

It left it's Windows open!

Why is a computer so smart?

It listens to its motherboard!